| the rock just sits and is.
much like me. in front of this computer.
so i'm leaving. i don't want to be a rock. |
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| cool my boxers glow in the dark.
if i were a cartoon i could do anything. |
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| i got mad at my hair. so. i went into the bathroom and cut it all off. problem solved.
leanna, i just stole a piece of your laffy taffy.
what does garfield like to put in his cake?
his teeth.
i would've said sprinkles, but that's just me.
two weeks and you. |
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| i received a free bag of popcorn today with a message that said Jesus loves me. i'm convinced he must, i mean, i did get a free bag of popcorn.
i was in the dining hall for a solid two hours tonight. all the food sucks except that damn chocolate cake. now i know why so many people gain weight in their first year of college. because all the food that has some nutritional value tastes like they found it in the garbage cans behind random resturaunts. but not their dessert. it's almost blue-ribbon worthy.
my feet have so many blisters on them i can't wear shoes. it's like cross country times ten. except i didn't get them from running.
i just twisted the top off my apple and i got a d.
i think that does it for random. any excuse not to study.
i lobster. |
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i hate sleeping aloneeeeeeeeeeee.
nothing like running to remind you of how out of shape you are. |
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